Eine sehr schöne und treffende Definition von Religion...

[Snark]

...als Analogie :

Top Ten Reasons Religion is Like Pornography

-It has been practiced for all of human history, in all cultures
-It exploits perfectly natural, even commendable, impulses
-Its virtues are debatable, its proponents fanatical
-People love it, but can't give a rational reason for it
-Objectifies and degrades women even when it worships them
-You want to wash up after shaking hands with any of its leaders
-The costumes are outrageous, the performances silly, the plots unbelievable
-There's nothing wrong with enjoying it, but it's nothing to be proud of, either
-It is not a sound basis for public policy, government, or international relations
-Its stars are totally fake

Treffender kann man's kaum beschreiben.

Der Unterschied zwischen Popen-Paul und Poppen-Paule ist halt nur formal

[Nazan]

Well, Snarki Boy, who are you talking to? The trees or the sky perhaps?

..and God made the people to be like Himself. Every man and woman must have one body, one head, two arms and two legs. If a creature is different from this - like Popen Paul or Pope Paul-, its not a true person. It is a Deviation, and God hates Devinations.

[Nazan]

Don't you want to talk to other people? It's more interesting than talking to yourself..let me tell you a little story..
When I was a quite small, I sometimes dreamed of a city.This city was by the sea. I could see streets and houses and boats on the blue water. But in my real life there was no sea there were no boats. The houses in my dream were not like any houses that i knew. the raffic was strange no horses pulled the vehicles. Big white things flew accros the sky. they were shaped like fish, they were not birds. This city was a beuatifull and lovely place. Once I asked my big sista Piccolo about it there's no place like that now she said. Perhaps I was dreaming about times long long ago..about the wonderful world that the old people lived in. This was in the time before the God (verdammt was heisst Wissenschaft auf Englisch?) sent great troubles to the world. Nazan you must never tell anyone about your dream, my sista said in a very serious voice Other people don't have dreams like that. People in your area always noticed something unusual... I also did not tell anyone about my crazy dreams..Right now the world is a different place. Some place of the world are dead and black. Nothing lives there.In other areas plants and animals and people live, but they GROW IN STRANGE SHAPES. In Thenewworldtwothousendand, people follow the rules of their Religion Wissenschaft carefuly.Their plants and animals must grow correctly.Their children must be PERFECT.It's wrong to be different..until the people begin to ask questions......als Analogie !

Es gibt sehr gute englische Literatur, auch ohne porn

[_8t88_]

...als Analogie :

Top Ten Reasons Religion is Like Pornography

-It has been practiced for all of human history, in all cultures
-It exploits perfectly natural, even commendable, impulses
-Its virtues are debatable, its proponents fanatical
-People love it, but can't give a rational reason for it
-Objectifies and degrades women even when it worships them
-You want to wash up after shaking hands with any of its leaders
-The costumes are outrageous, the performances silly, the plots unbelievable
-There's nothing wrong with enjoying it, but it's nothing to be proud of, either
-It is not a sound basis for public policy, government, or international relations
-Its stars are totally fake

Treffender kann man's kaum beschreiben.

Der Unterschied zwischen Popen-Paul und Poppen-Paule ist halt nur formal

Jup - der ist gut.

[Nazan]

Auch wenn man in der Sonne flecken sah, so wird der Mond doch voll sein mit seinen Flecken und dem Schimmer.
Auch wenn Newton selbst im Geistesfieber lag, bleibt After Eight doch nichts anderes als eine Minztäfelchen.